Scrambled
By Bruce Lansky
I climbed up the door and
I opened the stairs.
I said my pajamas
and buttoned my prayers.
I turned off the covers
and pulled up the light.
I’m all scrambled up since
she kissed me last night.
Copyright Credit: From Kids Pick The Funniest Poems edited by Bruce Lansky, copyright © 1991. Reprinted by permission of Running Press Adult, an imprint of Hachette Book Group, Inc.
Source: Kids Pick the Funniest Poems (Hachette Book Group, Inc., 1991)